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BOW DOWN BITCHES
I'LL BEAT YOUR HEAD IN
Created on 2006-01-19 06:35:17 (#9297917), last updated 2006-02-22
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Basic Info| Name: | Michael |
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| Website: | Social Distortion |
BioTHE UNDEFEATED AND UNDISPUTED MASTER OF BREAKIN' SHIT AND KICKIN' ASS!
Background: Michael is the one of the military's best weapons. He's also their worst nightmare. His burning ambition and absolute ruthlessness in combat have earned him what he thinks is a high and influential position. In reality, his unit is only assigned missions that require no finesse and large death tolls. He primarily leads missions to crush rebellions on the lower level, though there have been more than a few missions where the existence of an actual rebel group was very questionable. It may not be the glamorous position he thinks it is, but Michael loves his job. He loves it so much that whenever he's forced to go for a long period of time without a mission (a long period of time to Michael could be as short as a week), he starts indulging in random acts of vandalism and destruction.
The legible part of his psychological profile (the part that was finished before he wrestled the doctor to the floor and knocked him senseless with his own clipboard) theorizes that his problems stem from an inferiority complex. It is known that he has an older twin brother and that Michael was somehow horribly betrayed by him, but all military records pertaining to the incident are highly classified. Michael gets more violent than usual if his brother is mentioned. More so even than if someone brings up his diminutive height or the fact that he looks ten years younger than he actually is. The only one who can bring up either topic and survive is Michael's best friend Raphael. He likes the doctor too much to kill him, so he usually takes out his anger on Raphael's furniture instead. Of course, he claims that he just keeps Raphael alive because he's useful on occasion.
Background: Michael is the one of the military's best weapons. He's also their worst nightmare. His burning ambition and absolute ruthlessness in combat have earned him what he thinks is a high and influential position. In reality, his unit is only assigned missions that require no finesse and large death tolls. He primarily leads missions to crush rebellions on the lower level, though there have been more than a few missions where the existence of an actual rebel group was very questionable. It may not be the glamorous position he thinks it is, but Michael loves his job. He loves it so much that whenever he's forced to go for a long period of time without a mission (a long period of time to Michael could be as short as a week), he starts indulging in random acts of vandalism and destruction.
The legible part of his psychological profile (the part that was finished before he wrestled the doctor to the floor and knocked him senseless with his own clipboard) theorizes that his problems stem from an inferiority complex. It is known that he has an older twin brother and that Michael was somehow horribly betrayed by him, but all military records pertaining to the incident are highly classified. Michael gets more violent than usual if his brother is mentioned. More so even than if someone brings up his diminutive height or the fact that he looks ten years younger than he actually is. The only one who can bring up either topic and survive is Michael's best friend Raphael. He likes the doctor too much to kill him, so he usually takes out his anger on Raphael's furniture instead. Of course, he claims that he just keeps Raphael alive because he's useful on occasion.
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being awesome, blood, blowing shit up, breaking shit, demolition, destruction, explosions, fire, guns, hunting, kicking ass, kicking hippies, meat, myself, pointy things, shorts, swords, violence, yelling
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